Thanks, Carla. Very cute.
From: ken naehring [SMTP:email@example.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 06, 1999 9:06 PM
Subject: [MOL] News Flash humor
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they are
stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern
A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this 'un"...
'Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned.'
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