[MOL] To Lighten Things Up! [00381] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] To Lighten Things Up!




>>  1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
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>>  2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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>>  3. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other
>>     people.
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>>  4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say

>>     it.
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>>  5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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>>  6. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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>>  7. I doubt, therefore I might be.
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>>  8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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>>  9. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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>>  10. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
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>>  11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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>>  12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
>>      fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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>>  13. A fool and his money are soon partying.
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>>  14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
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>>  15. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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>>  16. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery.
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>>  17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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>>  18. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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>>  19. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown
too?
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>>  20. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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>>  21. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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>>  22. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
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>>  23. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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>>  24. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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>>  25. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?