Re: [MOL] Whee, Let's Kick Up Our Heels! [00045] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Whee, Let's Kick Up Our Heels!



Very Funny Lillian, I loved it.
Liz

The Good, the Bad and the Worse
>
>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
>Bad : You can't find your birth control pills
>Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
>
>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
>Worse: You're in them.
>
>Good: Your husband understands fashion.
>Bad: He's a crossdresser.
>Worse: He looks better than you.
>
>Good: Your son's finally maturing.
>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
>Worse: So are you.
>
>
>Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
>Bad: She keeps interrupting.
>Worse: With corrections.
>
>Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
>Bad: She wants a divorce.
>Worse: She's a lawyer.
>
>Good: The postman's early
>Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
>Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.
>
>
>Good: You came home for a quickie
>Bad: The postman had the same idea
>Worse: You're 5th in line.
>
>What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
>
>What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes
>
>What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
>
>What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.


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