Re: [MOL] Whee, Let's Kick Up Our Heels! [00041] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] Whee, Let's Kick Up Our Heels!

Oh, Lillian!  Those were a riot!!!  Even Geraldo thought they were funny.  I wouldn't let Button read them.  She's too young.  Love, Kathy
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From: lillian jennings <>
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Date: Friday, January 01, 1999 12:41 PM
Subject: [MOL] Whee, Let's Kick Up Our Heels!

The Good, the Bad and the Worse
>Good:       Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
>Bad :        You can't find your birth control pills
>Worse:     Your daughter borrowed them.
>Good:       Your son studies a lot in his room
>Bad:         You find several porn movies hidden there.
>Worse:     You're in them.
>Good:      Your husband understands fashion.
>Bad:         He's a crossdresser.
>Worse:     He looks better than you.
>Good:      Your son's finally maturing.
>Bad:         He's involved with the woman next door.
>Worse:     So are you.
>Good:      You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
>Bad:         She keeps interrupting.
>Worse:     With corrections.
>Good:      Your wife's not talking to you.
>Bad:         She wants a divorce.
>Worse:     She's a lawyer.
>Good:      The postman's early
>Bad:         He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
>Worse:     You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.
>Good:      You came home for a quickie
>Bad:         The postman had the same idea
>Worse:     You're 5th in line.
>What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?   45 lbs.
>What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?  45 minutes
>What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?   Sexual harassment.
>What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?    $3.99 a minute.