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Hey, Jo!  I liked that one!!!! Love, Kathy
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Date: Friday, January 01, 1999 12:36 PM
Subject: [MOL] THREE CONTRACTORS


>THREE CONTRACTORS
>
>
>Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day.
>One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from
>Florida.
>
>At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a
>living.  When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard
>said, "Hey, we  need one of the rear fences redone.  Why don't you
>guys take a look at it and give me a bid?"  So, to the back fence
>they all went to check it out.
>
>First to step up was the Florida contractor.  He took out his tape
>measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the
>job will run about $900.  $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and
>$100 profit for me."
>
>Next was the Texas contractor.  He also took out his tape measure and
>pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this
>job for $700.  $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit
>for me."
>
>Without so much as moving, the New York contractor said, "$2,700."
>
>The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even
>measure like the other guys!  How did you come up with such a high
>figure?"
>
>"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you and we hire the guy
>from Texas."
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