[MOL] Whee, Let's Kick Up Our Heels! [00038] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Whee, Let's Kick Up Our Heels!



The Good, the Bad and the Worse
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>Good:       Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
>Bad :        You can't find your birth control pills
>Worse:     Your daughter borrowed them.
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>Good:       Your son studies a lot in his room
>Bad:         You find several porn movies hidden there.
>Worse:     You're in them.
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>Good:      Your husband understands fashion.
>Bad:         He's a crossdresser.
>Worse:     He looks better than you.
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>Good:      Your son's finally maturing.
>Bad:         He's involved with the woman next door.
>Worse:     So are you.
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>Good:      You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
>Bad:         She keeps interrupting.
>Worse:     With corrections.
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>Good:      Your wife's not talking to you.
>Bad:         She wants a divorce.
>Worse:     She's a lawyer.
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>Good:      The postman's early
>Bad:         He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
>Worse:     You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.
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>Good:      You came home for a quickie
>Bad:         The postman had the same idea
>Worse:     You're 5th in line.
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>What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?   45 lbs.
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>What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?  45 minutes
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>What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?   Sexual harassment.
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>What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?    $3.99 a minute.