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[MOL] Thanks for that joke Liz



Dear Liz,



Being from the NOrth Side of Chicago originally, but being married to a

Volunteer from tennessee, we can relate and laugh at this for sure.



God Bless

marty



hart4hr@pacbell.net wrote:

> 

> OK Lil, I found one for you!

> Still your friend -- Liz

> 

> Things You Would Never Hear A Southerner Say

> 

> * We don't keep firearms in this house.

> * Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?

> * You can't feed that to the dog.

> * I thought Graceland was tacky.

> * No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

> * Wrasslin's fake.

> * Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

> * We're vegetarians.

> * Do you think my hair is too big?

> * I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

> * Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?

> * Who's Richard Petty?

> * Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

> * Deer heads detract from the decor.

> * Spitting is such a nasty habit.

> * I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

> * Trim the fat off that steak.

> * Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

> * The tires on that truck are too big.

> * I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

> * I've got it all on a floppy disk.

> * Unsweetened tea tastes better.

> * Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

> * My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

> * I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

> * Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

> * Checkmate.

> * She's too old to be wearing that bikini.

> * Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

> * Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

> * I don't have a favorite college team.

> * I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

> * Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

> * Elvis who?

> * Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

> * Would you like hash browns instead of grits?

> * Hunting? No, I've already shot my limit. Maybe next time!

> 

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