[MOL] TOO FUNNY, LOL [13710] Medicine On Line

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Dear CArla,

lol, lol, lol, Can I borrow that one for the other discussion forum that

I log onto? That was so funny.

God Bless


> ken naehring wrote:


> A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher

> sitting on his porch with his dog:


> Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

> Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"

> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

> Dog: "Doin alright"

> Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

> Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"

> Dog: "Yep."

> Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

> Dog: "Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food,

> and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

> Rancher: (Look of disbelief)


> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

> Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"

> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"

> Horse: "Cool."

> Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)

> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)

> Horse: "Yep."

> Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly,

> brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me

> from the elements."

> Rancher: (total look of amazement)


> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"

> Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)......

> "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"

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