Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee. "An eighty year
old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there
and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel
movement." The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a
horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what`s your problem?"
asked the others. "I don`t wake up until
nine."
