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Subject:  Hmmmmmmmmm!!
> > >
> > >
> > >I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands
on
> > >beer cans.
> > >
> > >I have found at my age going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of
my
> > >face.
> > >
> > >I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more
> > >as they get older... then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming
for
> > >their finals.
> > >
> > >You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh,
have
> > >you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
> > >
> > >I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny
spoons
> > >and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use? Perhaps toothpicks?

> > >
> > >Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in
case
> > >of an emergency. I think we should write . . . "A Good Doctor!"
> > >
> > >Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are
> > >we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put

their
> > >pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
> > >while they delivered the mail?
> > >
> > >I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just
look
at
> > >Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!
> > >
> > >If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
> > >
> > >Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
> > >
> > >I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are more ribs
where
> > >you came from!"
> > >
> > >I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
> > >
> > >Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
> > >
> > >I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
> > >
> > >Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
> > >
> > >Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
> > >
> > >Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
> > >
> > >Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
> > >
> > >Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
> > >
> > >Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back.

--
MZ


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