[MOL] Laughing all the way to the hen house! Joke! [13328] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Laughing all the way to the hen house! Joke!



An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The

>
>current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in
>years.  And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt
>anything.  So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and

>turns him loose in the barn yard.
>>>>
>Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a

>little worried.  So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old
>rooster.  I've
>got to do something about this.  He walks up to the new bird and says,
>"So you're the new stud in town?  I bet you really think you're hot
>stuff,
>don't you?  Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm

>still the
>better bird.  And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that
hen
>
>house over there.  We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes
>first gets to have all the hens for himself."
>>>>
>Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he
>was more than a match for the old guy.  "You're on," said the young
>rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head
start
>of
>half a lap.  I'll still win easily," said the young rooster.
>>>>
>So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all

>the hens gathering around to watch.  The race begins and all the hens
>start cheering the roosters on.  After the first lap, the old rooster
is
>still
>maintaining his lead.  After the second lap, the old guy's lead has
>slipped
>a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old
>rooster's lead
>continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just
>barely in
>front of the young rooster.
>>>>
>By now the farmer has heard all the commotion.  He runs into the house,

>gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or
>something is after his chickens.  When he gets there, he sees the two
>roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still
>slightly
>in the lead.  He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows
>the
>young rooster away.
>>>>
>As he walks away slowly, he says to himself  ........
>>>>
>"Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
--
MZ


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