[MOL] another joke from one of my friends/Jean [13303] Medicine On Line

[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]

[MOL] another joke from one of my friends/Jean

 A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her
>> life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the
>> docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her,
>> said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the
>> morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
>> care of you and bring you food every day."  Moving closer, he slipped
>> his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
>> keep me happy."  The girl nodded 'yes.'
>> After all, what did she have to lose?  That night, the sailor brought
>> her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.  From then on, every night he
>> brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
>> passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine
>> she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the
>> Captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
>> explained.  "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>> sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
This is an automatically-generated notice.  If you'd like to be removed
from the mailing list, please visit the Medicine-On-Line Discussion Forum
at <http://www.meds.com/con_faq.html>, or send an email message to:
with the subject line blank and the body of the message containing the line:
unsubscribe mol-cancer your-email-address
where the phrase your-email-address is replaced with your actual email