Re: [MOL] Another joke from a friend of mine/Jean [13280] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Another joke from a friend of mine/Jean



Good joke Jean, I will sleep on that one.  Thanks, your friend, Lillian

tiggeroo@tidalwave.net wrote:

> Bill Gates's Fate
>
> Submitted by Togap S.=20
>
> Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by =
> God....
>
> "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to =
>
> send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by
> =
> putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created
> =
> Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your =
>
> case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
>
> "Well, what's the difference between the two?" Bill asks.
>
> God says, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will
> =
> help your decision."
>
> "Fine, but where should I go first?"
>
> "I'll leave that up to you."
>
> "Okay, then," says Bill. "Let me try Hell first."
>
> So Bill goes to Hell. It's a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear =
> waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water,
> =
> laughing and frolicking about. The sun is shining, the temperature is =
> perfect.
>
> He is very pleased. "This is great!" he tells God. "If this is Hell, I
>
> REALLY want to see Heaven!"
>
> "Fine," says God, and off they go.
>
> Heaven is a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, =
> playing harps and singing. It's nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill
> =
> thinks for a quick minute and decides. "Hmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," =
>
> he tells God.
>
> "Fine," replies God. "As you desire."
>
> So Bill Gates goes to Hell. Two weeks later, God decides to check on the
> =
> late billionaire to see how he is doing in Hell. When he gets there, he
> =
> finds Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst hot flames in a dark =
> cave, being burned and tortured by demons.
>
> "How's everything going?" he asks Bill.
>
> Bill responds, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This =
>
> is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't
> =
> believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the =
>
> beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
>
> "Oh ... that was the SCREENSAVER."=20
>
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