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Dear CArla,



YOu are something else, rofl. Where do you get all those jokes?  Seems

like between you and Jean and Lil and JOhn and a few others, you can

become the Larry, Moe and Curly of MOl, LOl. Thanks for that joke



God Bless

marty



> ken naehring wrote:

> 

> Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the

> Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now,

> but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for

> about a week, but you can't go back as humans.  What'll it be?"

> 

> The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,

> soaring above the Rocky mountains."  "So be it," says St. Peter,

> and off flies the first priest.

> 

> The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will

> any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"  "No, I told you the

> computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're

> doing.  The week's a freebie."  "In that case," says the second

> priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud.""So be it," says St.

> Peter, and the second priest disappears.

> 

> A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St.

> Peter to recall the two priests.  "Will you have any trouble

> locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says

> St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the

> eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

> 

> "Why?" asketh the Lord.  St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow

> tire, somewhere in North Dakota."

>
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