Re: [MOL] Giggles [13257] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Giggles



These sure made me giggle alright. hehehehe
Christine

At 05:21 PM 28/07/98 -0700, you wrote:
>This one is courtesy of my dentist.  Again, enjoy...
>Love,
>Barbara
>
>1.  Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
>
>2.  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
>
>3.  One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
>
>4.  To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
>
>5.  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
>
>6.  The older you get, the better you realize you were.
>
>7.  I doubt, therefore I might be.
>
>8.  Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
>
>9.  Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
>
>10. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
>
>11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
>
>12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
>and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
>13. A fool and his money are soon partying.
>
>14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
>
>15. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
>
>16. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery.
>
>17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
>
>18. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
>
>19. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
>
>20. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
>
>21. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
>
>22. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
>
>23. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
>
>24. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
>
>25. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
>
>
>
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