Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly
Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our
computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you
can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"
The first priest
says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky
mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies
the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and
asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I
told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what
you're doing. The week's a freebie." "In that
case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a
stud.""So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest
disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells
St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any
trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be
easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying
with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more
difficult."
"Why?" asketh the Lord. St. Peter
answered, "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North
Dakota."
