Dear Jean, either you or I am hanging around the molers too much. Loved the
joke and I know I am warped, what about you.? Girlfriend, you haven't lost your
touch!. Your friend, Lillian
Thomas A Johnson wrote:
> Here's a joke from a friend. There is one off-color word in here and I
> apologize for it - but I've seen worse here so I doubt it will bother
> you. I hope you enjoy the joke.
> -Jean
>
> A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three
> months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. The train back home
> was
> extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet.
> He
> walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down.
> Finally
> he found a compartment. On one side sat a proper looking, older British
> lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.
>
> "Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked.
>
> "You Americans are so rude," she said, "can't you see my dog is sitting
> there?"
>
> He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He
> found himself back at the same place.
>
> "Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I would be glad to hold
> your dog if I can sit down." he said.
>
> The lady replied, "You Americans are not only rude, you are arrogant."
>
> "Lady, I've been on the front lines in Europe for three months with not a
> decent rest for all that time; could I please sit there and hold your
> dog?"
>
> The lady replied, "You Americans are not only rude and arrogant, you
> are also obnoxious."
>
> With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in, picked up the dog,
> threw it out the window, and sat down. The lady was speechless.
>
> An older, neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the other seat
> spoke
> up. 'Young man, I do not know if all you Americans fit the lady's
> description of you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a lot of
> things wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you hold your
> fork with the wrong hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong bitch
> out
> of the window."
>
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