Here's a joke from a friend. There is one off-color word in here and I
apologize for it - but I've seen worse here so I doubt it will bother
you. I hope you enjoy the joke.
-Jean
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three
months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. The train back home
was
extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet.
He
walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down.
Finally
he found a compartment. On one side sat a proper looking, older British
lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.
"Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked.
"You Americans are so rude," she said, "can't you see my dog is sitting
there?"
He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He
found himself back at the same place.
"Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I would be glad to hold
your dog if I can sit down." he said.
The lady replied, "You Americans are not only rude, you are arrogant."
"Lady, I've been on the front lines in Europe for three months with not a
decent rest for all that time; could I please sit there and hold your
dog?"
The lady replied, "You Americans are not only rude and arrogant, you
are also obnoxious."
With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in, picked up the dog,
threw it out the window, and sat down. The lady was speechless.
An older, neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the other seat
spoke
up. 'Young man, I do not know if all you Americans fit the lady's
description of you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a lot of
things wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you hold your
fork with the wrong hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong bitch
out
of the window."
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