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Re: [MOL] I thought this was kind of cute...



Ross, I liked this, too.  Thanks!
-Jean

On Fri, 24 Jul 1998 15:43:48 -0700 "hart4hr@pacbell.net"
<hart4hr@pacbell.net> writes:
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>Ross, this was very cute - forwarded it my husband!  Thanks, Liz Gioia
>
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>From:	Ross Ylitalo [SMTP:raylital@mtu.edu]
>Sent:	Friday, July 24, 1998 12:56 PM
>To:	'mol-cancer@lists.meds.com'
>Subject:	[MOL] I thought this was kind of cute...
>
>
>Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,
>A poor college kid, barely kept his family fed,
>But then one day he was talking to a recruiter,
>Who said, "they pay big bucks if ya work on a computer..."
>
>Windows, that is... PC's... Internet...
>
>Well, the first thing ya know ol' Jed's an engineer.
>The kinfolk said "Jed, move away from here".
>They said "California is the place ya oughta be",
>So he packed up his disks and moved to Silicon Valley...
>
>Intel, that is... Pentium ... big amusement park...
>
>On his first day at work, they stuck him in a cube.
>Fed him lots of donuts and sat him at a tube.
>They said "your project's late, but we know just what to do.
>Instead of 40 hours, we'll work you 52!"
>
>OT, that is... unpaid... no personal days...
>
>The weeks rolled by and things were looking pretty bad.
>Schedules started slipping and some managers were mad.
>They called another meeting and decided on a fix.
>The answer was simple... "We'll work him 66!"
>
>Tired, that is... stressed out... no social life...
>
>Months turned to years and his hair was turning gray.
>Jed worked very hard while his life slipped away.
>Waiting to retire when he turned 64,
>Instead he got a call and escorted out the door.
>
>Laid off, that is... de-briefed... unemployed...
>
>Now the moral of the story is listen to what you're told,
>Companies will use you and discard you when you're old.
>So gather up your friends and start up your own firm,
>Beat the competition, watch the bosses squirm.
>
>Millionaires, that is... Bill Gates... Steve Jobs...
>
>Y'all come back now... ya hear?
>
>
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