[MOL] Re: ONLY TO THE WARPED ZONE! [12876] Medicine On Line


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Shiela, now we have three in our club and I have a feeling there's many more out there
that just won't own up, have a great day dear one.  Your friend, Lillian

John & Sheila Lloyd wrote:

> Joicy,
>
> ROFLOL!!!!   That was a good one.   I too liked the joke, but hey ya'll already know
> I am warped.
>
> Sheila
>
> Joicy Becker-Richards wrote:
>
> > ps
> > I wonder if this rabbit likes carrots, or tomatos?? LOL!
> >
> > lillian jennings wrote:
> > >
> > > I wish you would not have called it a dumb joke, because now I have to confess
> > > that I was ROFLOL over the joke, must mean I am even dummer or warped like you
> > > and our Shiela?  Thanks for the laugh!
> > >
> > > Joicy Becker-Richards wrote:
> > >
> > > > A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
> > > > across the
> > > > middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
> > > > unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.  The
> > > > driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to
> > > > the
> > > > side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much
> > > > to
> > > > his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
> > > >      The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the
> > > > highway
> > > > saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.  She stepped
> > > > out
> > > > of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
> > > >      "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit
> > > > and
> > > > killed
> > > > it."
> > > >      The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went
> > > > to her
> > > > car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
> > > > rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
> > > > Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the
> > > > two
> > > > humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped,
> > > > turned
> > > > around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 yards, turned, waved
> > > > and
> > > > hopped another 50 yards.
> > > >      The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could
> > > > be in
> > > > the woman's spray can!!
> > > >      He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can?
> > > > What
> > > > did you
> > > > spray on that rabbit?"
> > > >      The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
> > > > label.  It
> > > > said: "Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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