* A tomcat tells a female cat, "For you, I would die."
The female asks, "How many times ?"
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* Then there was the young female dinosaur who became a "woman".
She had her first century.
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* A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though.
Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
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* Did y'all ever wonder why mice have such small balls ? Easy --
very few of them can dance at all.
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* A Mother mouse and her baby were walking by a cave when a bat
flew out. "Look Ma !" said the youngster. "An Angel."
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* You always hear that a camel can go 500 miles without water. How
come nobody's ever bothered to see how far they can go WITH water.
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* A young teen studying sex education went to the zoo and saw her
first kangaroo. As she was watching, a baby kangaroo stuck its
head out of the Mother's pouch. "Just as I suspected." the girl
said to herself. "Cesareans do leave a nasty scar."
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* You've all heard of Russian roulette and a joke's been making the
rounds about African roulette. How many of you know how to play
Indian roulette though ? You're given a flute and 6 large cobras,
one of whom is deaf.
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