Re: [MOL] dumb joke/ but I loved it! [12830] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] dumb joke/ but I loved it!



ps
I wonder if this rabbit likes carrots, or tomatos?? LOL!

lillian jennings wrote:
> 
> I wish you would not have called it a dumb joke, because now I have to confess
> that I was ROFLOL over the joke, must mean I am even dummer or warped like you
> and our Shiela?  Thanks for the laugh!
> 
> Joicy Becker-Richards wrote:
> 
> > A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
> > across the
> > middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
> > unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.  The
> > driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to
> > the
> > side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much
> > to
> > his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
> >      The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the
> > highway
> > saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.  She stepped
> > out
> > of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
> >      "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit
> > and
> > killed
> > it."
> >      The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went
> > to her
> > car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
> > rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
> > Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the
> > two
> > humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped,
> > turned
> > around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 yards, turned, waved
> > and
> > hopped another 50 yards.
> >      The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could
> > be in
> > the woman's spray can!!
> >      He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can?
> > What
> > did you
> > spray on that rabbit?"
> >      The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
> > label.  It
> > said: "Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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