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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
across the
middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.  The
driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to
the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much
to
his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
     The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the
highway
saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.  She stepped
out
of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
     "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit
and
killed
it."
     The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went
to her
car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the
two
humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped,
turned
around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 yards, turned, waved
and
hopped another 50 yards.
     The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could
be in
the woman's spray can!!
     He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can?
What
did you
spray on that rabbit?"
     The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
label.  It
said: "Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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