[MOL] Great Joke from a Great Lady [12738] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] Great Joke from a Great Lady

Dear Jean,

You are true blue to your personna and were sorely missed. .thank you so

very much for your joke. truly

God Bless


Thomas A Johnson wrote:


> A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a =

> problem.  I have 2 female talking parrots but they only know how to say =

> one thing."


> "What do they say?"  the priest inquired.


> "They say 'Hi.  We're prostitutes.  Do you want to have some fun?"


> "That's obscene!"  the priest exclaimed.  Then thought for a moment.  =

> "You know,"  he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.  I have 2 =

> male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.  =

> Bring you 2 female parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the =

> cage with Francis and Job.  My parrots can teach your parrots to praise =

> and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in

> =

> no time."


> "Thank you" the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."  =

> The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.  As =

> he ushered her in she saw that his parrots were inside their cage, =

> holding rosary beads and praying.  Impressed, she walked over and placed

> =

> her parrots with them.


> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi.  We're

> =

> prostitutes.  Do you want to have some fun?"  For a moment there was =

> silence then the parrot named Francis turned to Job, dropped his beads =

> and yelled, "Do you hear that Job.  Our prayers have finally been =

> answered!"

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