A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a =
problem. I have 2 female talking parrots but they only know how to say =
one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say 'Hi. We're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then thought for a moment. =
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have 2 =
male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. =
Bring you 2 female parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the =
cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise =
and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in
=
no time."
"Thank you" the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." =
The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As =
he ushered her in she saw that his parrots were inside their cage, =
holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed
=
her parrots with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi. We're
=
prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" For a moment there was =
silence then the parrot named Francis turned to Job, dropped his beads =
and yelled, "Do you hear that Job. Our prayers have finally been =
answered!"
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