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John & Sheila Lloyd wrote:
Lillian,Thanks for all of the great jokes this morning. They made me laugh. I thought today would be rough; it has been a week since my dad died. But so far I am doing okay. I haven't started writing the Thank You cards for all of the food, plants, and cards yet. I know I need to, but I keep putting it off. I guess I think it will make it seem that much more real. I also need to pay bills today, that I will do for sure, I always feel good, after paying bills especially if I have money left over. LOL
Love you guys,
Sheilalillian jennings wrote:
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel real good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum." "You mean you gave a bum five dollars? That's a lot of money to give away like that. What did you husband say about it?" "Oh, he thought it was the thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
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I had parked my car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking past an empty cart when I heard a female voice say, "Mister, are you using that cart?" "No," I answered. "I'm only after one thing." As I walked toward the store, I heard her murmur, "Typical male."
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MZ
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