A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel real good today.
I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave
a five dollar bill to a bum." "You mean you gave a bum five dollars? That's
a lot of money to give away like that. What did you husband say about it?"
"Oh, he thought it was the thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
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I had parked my car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking
past an empty cart when I heard a female voice say, "Mister, are you using
that cart?" "No," I answered. "I'm only after one thing." As I walked toward
the store, I heard her murmur, "Typical male."
