This young man went to the beach in search of girls, and after strolling
around for some time, he wasn`t even getting a glance from any of them. He began
to feel kind of discouraged, and he noticed that they were flirting with the
lifeguard.
He walked up to the lifeguard and asked him how he was able to
attract so many girls. The lifeguard said that the secret was to put a potato
inside of his trunks. So the next morning the young man put a potato in his
trunks and went back to the beach. This time the girls were giving him disgusted
looks and were turning away from him.
He went back to the lifeguard and
asked why it didn`t work. The lifeguard said "Try it again tomorrow
and this time, put the potato in front".