Very funny! All is true in Canada as well!
Christine
At 09:34 PM 17/07/98 -0400, you wrote:
>Something to make you smile...love Joicy
>
>> > From: Maurizio Mariotti <mariotti@IAFRICA.COM>
>> > Subject: Only in America <clean>
>> >
>> > (Sent by an American friend)
>> >
>> > Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
>> > ambulance...
>> >
>> > Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
>> > skating rink...
>> >
>> > Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry,
>> > and a diet coke...
>> >
>> > Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
>> > pens to the counters...
>> >
>> > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
>> > driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
>> >
>> > Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and
>> > then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
>> > want to talk to in the first place...
>> >
>> > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
>> > packages of eight...
>> >
>> > Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the
>> > process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
>> > "blood-sucking creatures"...
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