Happy Saturday! Love, Joicy
* The young couple was at a new car dealer's showroom and were
taken aback by the price of a compact car. The husband asked
why the smaller car cost almost as much as the full-sized model.
"Well..." the salesman replied, "if you want economy, you've
got to pay for it."
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* The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done
all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and
handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's
an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."
Later that nite, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.
Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's the
matter, did you forget something ?"
"Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your
missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
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* The pretty blonde cashier at the Giant Grocery Store told her
manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn't
looking her best. "Nonsense !" he said, "You look fine !"
"No way !!!" replied the blonde. "The men are beginning to
count their change now."
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* A local teen approached Chuck Sharp, the owner of a farm near
me, and asked for a summer job. Chuck being short-handed agreed
at once. "What do you pay ?" asked the youth.
Chuck said, "Well... I'll watch you work a day or two, then,
I'll pay you what you're worth."
As the kid turned to walk away, he sneered, "No way am I gonna
work for that amount of money."
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* The Yuppie entered a custom tailor shop to order a new suit.
The tailor said it would take at least 60 days. "Sixty days ?"
the man said astounded. "Why the Bible says the Lord created the
entire planet in just six."
"Yes... True..." answered the tailor. "But... have you taken
a good look at it lately ???"
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