Dear JOicy,
YOu know something, not only is this funny, but its worth pondering over
and wondering sometimes. LOl.
Thank you and God Bless
marty
Joicy Becker-Richards wrote:
>
> Something to make you smile...love Joicy
>
> > > From: Maurizio Mariotti <mariotti@IAFRICA.COM>
> > > Subject: Only in America <clean>
> > >
> > > (Sent by an American friend)
> > >
> > > Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> > > ambulance...
> > >
> > > Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
> > > skating rink...
> > >
> > > Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry,
> > > and a diet coke...
> > >
> > > Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
> > > pens to the counters...
> > >
> > > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
> > > driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
> > >
> > > Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and
> > > then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
> > > want to talk to in the first place...
> > >
> > > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> > > packages of eight...
> > >
> > > Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the
> > > process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
> > > "blood-sucking creatures"..
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