Did I hear there were some music lovers out there? Then perhaps you'll
appreciate these song titles (although there are those who would argue
whether country music is actually music! LOL!) Love, Joicy
> > From: Michael Mullen <mmullen@3-CITIES.COM>
> > Subject: The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, kids,
> > these are REAL.)
> >
> > 1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
> > 2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
> > 3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
> > 4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
> > 5) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
> > 6) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
> > Been A=
> > Liar
> > All My Life?
> > 7) I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
> > 8) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
> > 9) I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
> > 10) I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
> > 11) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
> > 12) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
> > 13) I Wanna Whip Your Cow
> > 14) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
> > 15) I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
> > 16) I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
> > 17) I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
> > 18) I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
> > 19) I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
> > 20) I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
> > Welfare =
> > Line
> > 21) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
> > 22) If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
> > 23) If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
> > 24) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who
> > Will
> > 25) If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
> > 26) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
> > 27) My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
> > 28) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
> > 29) My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
> > Breaking My Heart
> > 30) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
> > 31) Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down,
> > But Baby I Can See Through You
> > 32) Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
> > 33) She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
> > 34) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
> > 35) She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
> > 36) She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
> > 37) Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
> > 38) They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
> > Breakin' =
> > Out
> > 39) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
> > 40) When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
> > 41) You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
> > 42) You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
> > 43) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
> > 44) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
> > 45) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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