A city man was tooling down a country road when his car
sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The
driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows
looking at him.
"I believe it's your radiator," said
the cow.
The man nearly jumped right
out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and
knocked on the door. "A cow just gave me advice about my
car!" he shouted, waving his arms frantically back toward the
field.
The farmer nonchalantly leaned out
beyond the door frame to glance down the
field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" the
farmer asked slowly.
"Yes!
Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied.
"Oh.
Well, that's Ethel," the farmer said, turning back
to the man. "Don't pay any attention to
her. She doesn't know a thing about cars."
Go for it girlfriend!!
MOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!! Right
Lil??!!
