John,
This is really funny. Thanks for sending it around.
-Jean
On Fri, 17 Jul 1998 09:42:07 -0400 John San Miguel
<jsmusa@mindspring.com> writes:
>I've read so much good humor from this site, thought I'd try a
>contribution. Was talking to my cousin who lives in Houston TX about
>accommodations if we make a trip to MD Anderson. He sent this back.
>
>==========================================================
>A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
>After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
>pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should
>try
>artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what
>this
>means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how
>he
>will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they
>will
>stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the
>grass
>when they are pregnant.
>
>The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
>that
>artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep.
>So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods,
>has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
>
>Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
>Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the
>first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.
>He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good
>measure,
>brings them back and goes to bed.
>
>Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
>One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive
>them out to the woods.
>He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls
>listlessly into bed.
>
>The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at
>
>the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are
>laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and
>one of
>them's honking the horn."
>
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