Lillian,
Thanks for sharing this joke, too. It's funny!
-Jean
On Fri, 17 Jul 1998 07:00:51 -0700 Martin Auslander
<fitecancer@earthlink.net> writes:
>Dear Lil,
>
>Thanks Dear. Started our day off with a big smile and chuckle.
>
>God Bless
>marty
>
>LILLIAN JENNINGS wrote:
>>
>> Missing Husband
>>
>> A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to
>> report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a
>> description.
>>
>> She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 2, has dark eyes, dark, wavy
>> hair, a beautiful smile, athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, and is
>> great with the children."
>>
>> The next-door neighbor blurted out, "What are you talking about?
>Your
>> husband is 56 years old, 5 foot 4, fat, bald, has a foul mouth, body
>> odor, no front teeth and he beats your children."
>>
>> The wife shot back, "OK, so you're right...
>>
>> .....but who wants HIM back?"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> MZ
>>
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