Yes, that brought a good chuckle to my throat; but even more important is that
it's nice meeting you John, glad you came forward. Your friend, Lillian
John San Miguel wrote:
> I've read so much good humor from this site, thought I'd try a
> contribution. Was talking to my cousin who lives in Houston TX about
> accommodations if we make a trip to MD Anderson. He sent this back.
>
> ==========================================================
> A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
> After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
> pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try
> artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this
> means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
> will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will
> stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass
> when they are pregnant.
>
> The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that
> artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep.
> So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods,
> has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
>
> Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
> Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the
> first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.
> He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure,
> brings them back and goes to bed.
>
> Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
> One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive
> them out to the woods.
> He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls
> listlessly into bed.
>
> The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at
> the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are
> laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of
> them's honking the horn."
>
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