I've read so much good humor from this site, thought I'd try a
contribution. Was talking to my cousin who lives in Houston TX about
accommodations if we make a trip to MD Anderson. He sent this back.
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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try
artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this
means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will
stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass
when they are pregnant.
The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that
artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep.
So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods,
has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the
first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.
He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure,
brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive
them out to the woods.
He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls
listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at
the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are
laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of
them's honking the horn."
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