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[MOL] Fwd: A WEIRD ONE



In a message dated 98-07-17 00:05:11 EDT, BSSMOORE writes:

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      THIS IS REALLY WEIRD!!  DON'T SCROLL TO THE END UNTIL YOU HAVE 
      FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY.  SOME MATHEMATICIAN WAS REALLY 
      BORED BUT SMART.
      
      1. FIRST OF ALL, PICK THE NUMBER OF DAYS A WEEK THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO 
      GO OUT.
      
      
      2. MULTIPLY THIS NUMBER BY 2.
      
      
      3. ADD 5.
      
      
      4.  MULTIPLY BY 50.
      
      
      5. IF YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR, ADD 1748.  IF YOU 
      HAVEN'T, ADD 1747.
      
      
      6. LAST STEP:  SUBTRACT THE FOUR DIGIT YEAR THAT YOU WERE BORN.
      
      SEE BELOW:
      
      RESULTS:  YOU SHOULD NOW HAVE A THREE DIGIT NUMBER:  THE FIRST DIGIT 
      OF THIS WAS YOUR ORIGINAL NUMBER (I.E. HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT TO GO 
      OUT EACH WEEK).  THE SECOND TWO DIGITS ARE YOUR AGE!!!  IT REALLY 
      WORKS.  
      
      THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL WORK, SO SPREAD THE JOY AROUND BY 
      MAILING THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
 
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     THIS IS REALLY WEIRD!!  DON'T SCROLL TO THE END UNTIL YOU HAVE 
     FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY.  SOME MATHEMATICIAN WAS REALLY 
     BORED BUT SMART.
     
     1. FIRST OF ALL, PICK THE NUMBER OF DAYS A WEEK THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO 
     GO OUT.
     
     
     2. MULTIPLY THIS NUMBER BY 2.
     
     
     3. ADD 5.
     
     
     4.  MULTIPLY BY 50.
     
     
     5. IF YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR, ADD 1748.  IF YOU 
     HAVEN'T, ADD 1747.
     
     
     6. LAST STEP:  SUBTRACT THE FOUR DIGIT YEAR THAT YOU WERE BORN.
     
     SEE BELOW:
     
     RESULTS:  YOU SHOULD NOW HAVE A THREE DIGIT NUMBER:  THE FIRST DIGIT 
     OF THIS WAS YOUR ORIGINAL NUMBER (I.E. HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT TO GO 
     OUT EACH WEEK).  THE SECOND TWO DIGITS ARE YOUR AGE!!!  IT REALLY 
     WORKS.  
     
     THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL WORK, SO SPREAD THE JOY AROUND BY 
     MAILING THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
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