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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 2, has dark eyes, dark, wavy hair, a beautiful smile, athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, and is great with the children."
The next-door neighbor blurted out, "What are you talking about? Your husband is 56 years old, 5 foot 4, fat, bald, has a foul mouth, body odor, no front teeth and he beats your children."
The wife shot back, "OK, so you're right...
.....but who wants HIM back?"
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MZ
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