> The Old Man and the Umbrella
>
> An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked
> him how he was feeling.
>
> "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an 18-year-old bride
> who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
>
> The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a
> story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season.
>
> But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
> grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, " So he was
> in
> the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him.
>
> "He raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the
> handle."
>
> "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
>
> Dumfounded, the old man replied, "No."
>
> The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
>
> "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have
> shot that bear!" "That's kind of what I'm getting at ..." replied the
> doctor.
--
MZ
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