Loved this one! ROFLOL! My daughter is working in a law firm and can
hardly wait to share this one! Love, Joicy
Lesnpeg@aol.com wrote:
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> In a message dated 98-07-15 13:00:44 EDT, winniem@equitrac.com writes:
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> <<
> >
> > >A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
> > >from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
> > >to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
> > >declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
> > >The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
> > >of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
> > >answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines
> > >and tries to get some sleep.
> > >The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
> > >answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
> > >$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
> > >match.
> > >This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
> > >end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
> > >The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
> > >to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
> > >pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
> > >Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill
> > >with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with
> > >a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
> > >references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the
> > >Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
> > >coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
> > >After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde
> > >politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
> > >The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
> > >"Well, so what IS the answer?"
> > >Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
> > >and goes back to sleep.
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