In a message dated 98-07-15 13:00:44 EDT, winniem@equitrac.com writes:
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> >A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
> >from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
> >to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
> >declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
> >The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
> >of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
> >answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines
> >and tries to get some sleep.
> >The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
> >answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
> >$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
> >match.
> >This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
> >end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
> >The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
> >to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
> >pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
> >Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill
> >with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with
> >a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
> >references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the
> >Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
> >coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
> >After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde
> >politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
> >The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
> >"Well, so what IS the answer?"
> >Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
> >and goes back to sleep.
> >
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From: Lynda Ovena Mah[SMTP:lyndao@equitrac.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 15, 1998 8:54 AM
To: Becky Hanson; Chris Shinoda; Daisy Landas; Larry Tazuma; Lisa Allen; Lisa
Wentz; Mark Wallace; Scott Sumpter; Winnie Marsh
Subject: Fw: Jest a legal mind!
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> >A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
> >from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
> >to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
> >declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
> >The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
> >of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
> >answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines
> >and tries to get some sleep.
> >The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
> >answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
> >$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
> >match.
> >This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
> >end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
> >The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
> >to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
> >pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
> >Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill
> >with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with
> >a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
> >references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the
> >Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
> >coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
> >After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde
> >politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
> >The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
> >"Well, so what IS the answer?"
> >Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
> >and goes back to sleep.
> >
>
>
