In a message dated 98-07-16 11:46:42 EDT, winniem@equitrac.com writes:
<<
> > This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were
> > touring
> > > around the marketplace looking at the goods and such,
> when
> > they
> > > passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a
> > gentleman
> > > with
> > > a Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come
> in
> > to my
> > > humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
> > > The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special
> sandals
> > I
> >
> > > think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex
> > like
> > a great
> > > desert camel."
> > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
> sandals
> > after
> > > what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really
> > didn't need
> > > them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the
> man,
> > "How could
> > >
> > > sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man
> > replied,
> > > "Just try them on."
> > > Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife,
> > finally
> >
> > > conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto
> > his
> > feet, he
> > >
> > > got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't
> > seen
> >
> > in many
> > > years-raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the
> husband
> > rushed
> > > the
> > > Pakistani man, threw him on a table and started tearing
> at
> > the
> >
> > > guy's pants. All the time the Pakistani man was
> screaming,
> > "YOU HAVE
> > > THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
> > > >>
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From: Lynda Ovena Mah[SMTP:lyndao@equitrac.com]
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Subject: Fw: Sandals
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> From: Curtis Hirata <Curtis.Hirata@barclaydean.com>
> To: 'Rick Maltby' <Rsonicfan@aol.com>; 'Tim Chan'
<timmy.chan@boeing.com>; 'Larry Tazuma' <kdnypnch@aol.com>; 'Ben Tsang'
<GNASTNEB@classic.msn.com>
> Subject: FW: Sandals
> Date: Wednesday, July 15, 1998 8:27 AM
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Vanessa Waldner [SMTP:VWALDNER@Lindsay-Ferrari.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, July 15, 1998 8:04 AM
> To: Lena Guild; Lori Collier; Mary Borden; 'Kandice'; 'Mike';
> 'Richard'; 'Sandra'; 'Steve G.'; 'Steve O.'; 'Teo2'; 'Wayne'; 'Zeus'
> Cc: Curtis Hirata; 'Aaron'; 'Anna'; 'Anthony'; 'Bonnie/ OCI'; 'Bubba';
> 'Chris'; 'David'; 'Dennis/ OENE'; 'Felecia'; 'Isaac'; 'JennyB';
> 'Jimmy'
> Subject: Sandals
>
> ____________________
> Vanessa Waldner
> Incoming Network Dept.
> Lindsay - Ferrari
> direct # 408.942.6229
> fax # 408.946.9040
> > ;
> >
> > This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were
> > touring
> > > around the marketplace looking at the goods and such,
> when
> > they
> > > passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a
> > gentleman
> > > with
> > > a Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come
> in
> > to my
> > > humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
> > > The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special
> sandals
> > I
> >
> > > think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex
> > like
> > a great
> > > desert camel."
> > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
> sandals
> > after
> > > what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really
> > didn't need
> > > them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the
> man,
> > "How could
> > >
> > > sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man
> > replied,
> > > "Just try them on."
> > > Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife,
> > finally
> >
> > > conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto
> > his
> > feet, he
> > >
> > > got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't
> > seen
> >
> > in many
> > > years-raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the
> husband
> > rushed
> > > the
> > > Pakistani man, threw him on a table and started tearing
> at
> > the
> >
> > > guy's pants. All the time the Pakistani man was
> screaming,
> > "YOU HAVE
> > > THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
