Dear JOhn,
This one sure did make my day for sure. Thanks Brother. YOu are just
great. thanks.
God Bless
marty
John wrote:
>
> Hope this helps lighten up a beautiful Wednesday!
>
> Love and God Bless!
> John
>
> A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a
> divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said,
> "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
>
> The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?" The farmer
> said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, " No, you
> don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I
> don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
>
> The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have
> a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I
> park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you
> have a suit?"
>
> The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear th to church on
> Sundays."
>
> The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or
> anything?"
>
> The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
>
> Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY
> DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
>
> And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
> conversation with her."
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