Dear Sis,
WElcome, welcome home. Girl were you missed. We sure could use the joke
at this time. HOpe you are rejuvenated and that the conditions you
experience is stabilized. WElcome home, Lil
God Bless
marty
Lillian wrote:
>
> > > Bad Attitude Parrot
> > >
> > > David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown
> > > with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word
> > > was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least,
> > > rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly
> > > saying polite words and playing soft music, he did anything he could
> > > think of. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got
> > > worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder. Finally in
> > a
> > > moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few
> > > moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then
> > > suddenly, there was quiet.
> > >
> > > David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and
> > > quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto
> > > David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended
> > you
> > > with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will try
> > > to correct my behavior."
> > >
> > > David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to
> > > ask what had changed him when the parrot continued:
> > >
> > > "May I ask what the chicken did?"
> >
> > Ha Ha
> >
> > T
> > --------- End forwarded message ----------
>
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