A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put
his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into
his hand.
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a
young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he
asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man
agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man
a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly
afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty;
would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and
both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady
said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the
night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with
every man you meet?"
