Jean: I will miss you while you are vacationing. We have come to depend on you
so much for the best sites and best jokes in town. Once in a while someone will
send me a good joke and I will try to help out with the jokes; but will truly
miss "OUR JEAN".
Thomas A Johnson wrote:
> Lillian,
> ROTFL! That was great! (and makes me proud I'm a woman. :-))
> Love,
> Jean
>
> On Sat, 04 Jul 1998 13:19:51 -0400 Lillian <firefly@islc.net> writes:
> >
> >
> >
> >> >"Brain Cells"
> >> >
> >> >All babies start out with the same number of raw cells=20
> >> >which, over nine months, develop into a complete female=20
> >> >baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by=20
> >> >the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. =20
> >> >
> >> >Because there are only so many cells to go around, the=20
> >> >cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs=20
> >> >have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in
> >> >the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are=20
> >> >removed from the communications center of the brain,=20
> >> >migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual=20
> >> >organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a=20
> >> >full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few=20
> >> >cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in=20
> >> >their shorts. This difference between the male and female=20
> >> >brain manifests itself in various ways.
> >> >=20
> >> >Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to=20
> >> >read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing=20
> >> >a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls=20
> >> >will think about doing things before taking any action. Little=20
> >> >boys will just punch or kick something and will look=20
> >> >surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their=20
> >> >little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way.=20
> >> >This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until=20
> >> >puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble=20
> >> >really begins. =20
> >> >=20
> >> >After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains=20
> >> >differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think=20
> >> >with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their=20
> >> >bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size=20
> >> >of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only=20
> >> >a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with=20
> >> >nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,=20
> >> >sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as=20
> >> >"Republicans." Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. =20
> >> >These men are medically referred to as "Democrats." A
> >> >small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to=20
> >> >their groins. These men are usually referred to as.....
> >> >"Mr. President."
> >> >
> >
> >
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