Lillian,
ROTFL! That was great! (and makes me proud I'm a woman. :-))
Love,
Jean
On Sat, 04 Jul 1998 13:19:51 -0400 Lillian <firefly@islc.net> writes:
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>> >"Brain Cells"
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>> >All babies start out with the same number of raw cells=20
>> >which, over nine months, develop into a complete female=20
>> >baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by=20
>> >the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. =20
>> >
>> >Because there are only so many cells to go around, the=20
>> >cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs=20
>> >have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in
>> >the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are=20
>> >removed from the communications center of the brain,=20
>> >migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual=20
>> >organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a=20
>> >full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few=20
>> >cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in=20
>> >their shorts. This difference between the male and female=20
>> >brain manifests itself in various ways.
>> >=20
>> >Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to=20
>> >read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing=20
>> >a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls=20
>> >will think about doing things before taking any action. Little=20
>> >boys will just punch or kick something and will look=20
>> >surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their=20
>> >little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way.=20
>> >This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until=20
>> >puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble=20
>> >really begins. =20
>> >=20
>> >After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains=20
>> >differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think=20
>> >with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their=20
>> >bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size=20
>> >of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only=20
>> >a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with=20
>> >nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,=20
>> >sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as=20
>> >"Republicans." Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. =20
>> >These men are medically referred to as "Democrats." A
>> >small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to=20
>> >their groins. These men are usually referred to as.....
>> >"Mr. President."
>> >
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