> >"Brain Cells"
> >
> >All babies start out with the same number of raw cells=20
> >which, over nine months, develop into a complete female=20
> >baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by=20
> >the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. =20
> >
> >Because there are only so many cells to go around, the=20
> >cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs=20
> >have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in
> >the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are=20
> >removed from the communications center of the brain,=20
> >migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual=20
> >organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a=20
> >full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few=20
> >cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in=20
> >their shorts. This difference between the male and female=20
> >brain manifests itself in various ways.
> >=20
> >Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to=20
> >read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing=20
> >a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls=20
> >will think about doing things before taking any action. Little=20
> >boys will just punch or kick something and will look=20
> >surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their=20
> >little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way.=20
> >This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until=20
> >puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble=20
> >really begins. =20
> >=20
> >After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains=20
> >differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think=20
> >with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their=20
> >bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size=20
> >of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only=20
> >a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with=20
> >nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,=20
> >sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as=20
> >"Republicans." Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. =20
> >These men are medically referred to as "Democrats." A
> >small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to=20
> >their groins. These men are usually referred to as.....
> >"Mr. President."
> >
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