> What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
>
> Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
>
> If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
>
> Does fuzzy logic tickle?
>
> I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
>
> If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
>
> If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
> "Quit while you're a ahead"?!
>
> Why is the word abbreviation so long?
>
> I must always remember that I'm unique, just like everyone else.
>
> I think everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of
> us don't have film.
>
> How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
>
> How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
>
> I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
>
> How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
>
> If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is
a
> fog horn made out of?
>
> If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come
from?
>
> What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
>
> What was the best thing before sliced bread?
>
> When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
>
> When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
>
> Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
> went nuts.
>
> If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that
> considered a hostage situation?
>
> Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
>
> I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be
gone.
> I said, "The whole time."
>
> So what's the speed of dark?
>
> After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
> of the water?
>
> Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
>
> Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
>
> If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Here's the latest blond joke!!!!
A blond woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks
"What is that?"
The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
The blond then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So she
buys one.
The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also a blond,
asks, "What is that shiny object?"
She replies "It's a thermos."
He asks, "What does it do?"
She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
"Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle."
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